Engleza romaneasca. Bancul Zilei

Un belgian, un francez si un roman sunt chemati la interviu pentru o slujba bine platita in Londra.

− Vreau sa-mi formulati o fraza care sa contina urmatoarele cuvinte : GREEN, PINK, YELLOW.

Belgianul spune :

− I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the Pink Panther on TV.

Francezul spune :

I wake up in the morning, I see the yellow sun, the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day.

Romanul spune si el :

− I wake up in za morning, and i hear za phone: green… green… green… so i pink up the phone and I say … yellow?